Ladies and Gentleman! Welcome to the main event! The greatest show on Earth! Welcome to the insanity that goes on inside my mind!
I am C. A. Pence and I’ll be your tour guide today to worlds only I have had the pleasure of visiting thus far. I will take you far into the reaches of time and space to bring you the fantastic and amazing. Beware, however, for the journey is perilous and I forgot to buy insurance; you’re likely in for a bumpy ride. The easily offended should find the nearest exit, but for those that remain, well, I hope you enjoy the show!